Candy Eating Monster

going down on coffee

so i am - for the millionth time in my life - going down on coffee - to which my dear friend julia decided was some kind of coffee pornography in the making - which i can verify the untruth of here and now - me and coffee broke up years ago - this is just the caffeine thing - i swear

at any rate - i sit here in front of my computer - stressed out and messy over life things - like taxes bills and that sort of thing - and i am not looking at my delicious creamy fresh cup of coffee - nope - i look now at tea - plain old tea - and i look at this tea longingly to wake me up and to provide me with the comfort and stability that coffee provides - but also - to regulate my jitters - to not stress me out or fuck with my brain - i wonder if its capable - i wonder if coffee will notice i have not indulged this morning - i wonder if coffee is mad

my name is diana and i have a coffee problem -


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