1 – New York is a fucking crazy city – it really is – there arent just a few random strange things going on here – there is always some crazy shit going down – some guy yelling on the subway – some horse cop freaking out and running a muck in traffic in the city – some fucking guy walking around with a snake on his neck on a wednesday afternoon – you see fucking insane shit here ALL THE TIME and you just have to get used to it

2 – this city smells fucking awful – seriously – how on earth did i not notice how bad it was when i lived here before

3 – new yorkers are in love with themselves – this is pretty obvious but hilarious to realize once again

4 – new yorkers LOVE to fight – and fight they will – they YELL and PUNCH and PUSH and go fucking crazy at the drop of a dime – I saw two OLD OLD men with grey hair get in a fist fight around the corner from my house – i kind of secretly love this one – i totally fight with people all the time and definitely punched the window of an SUV that almost ran me over the other than and proceeded to have a screaming match with him for 5 minutes – AWESOME

5 – this city is filled with gorgeous people – period