5 things i have realized since moving back to NY
1 - New York is a fucking crazy city - it really is - there arent just a few random strange things going on here - there is always some crazy shit going down - some guy yelling on the subway - some horse cop freaking out and running a muck in traffic in the city - some fucking guy walking around with a snake on his neck on a wednesday afternoon - you see fucking insane shit here ALL THE TIME and you just have to get used to it
2 - this city smells fucking awful - seriously - how on earth did i not notice how bad it was when i lived here before
3 - new yorkers are in love with themselves - this is pretty obvious but hilarious to realize once again
4 - new yorkers LOVE to fight - and fight they will - they YELL and PUNCH and PUSH and go fucking crazy at the drop of a dime - I saw two OLD OLD men with grey hair get in a fist fight around the corner from my house - i kind of secretly love this one - i totally fight with people all the time and definitely punched the window of an SUV that almost ran me over the other than and proceeded to have a screaming match with him for 5 minutes - AWESOME
5 - this city is filled with gorgeous people - period
